Sorry to refer to the Daily Fail, but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ARTICLE? – If you don’t want to contribute to Fail clicks, that’s fine, because I’m about to rip it to shreds so small, even a hamster wouldn’t bed itself in them.
“A Russian health expert has said young girls should not climb ropes or ride bikes in case they have accidental orgasms, claiming it can lead to future problems such as divorce.”
Translates roughly to: A Russian man. claiming to be a health expert, has never known the love of a woman and blames inanimate objects that are oft-placed near lady parts during normal sporting activities for his own inability to understand or communicate with them.
Apparently, when we’re shimmying up and down those ropes, we’re playing a dangerous game that could result in ‘Family quarrels, reproaches, disharmony [and] divorces.”
As much as I find this viewpoint disgusting, sexist, harmful, misogynistic, unhelpful, weird and just a bit too bloody contrived, I have to hand it to this Russian creep… He may have a point.
I have half a mind to pepper his inbox with these absolute beauties:
To Russia, with love 😉